About Austin

10 Things you would have never guessed about me

1.I used to be on a chess team.

2. I nearly became a professional golfer.

3. I have cut open my left eyeball.

4.My favorite food is licorice.

5. I volunteered to be attacked by a police dog in middle school.

6.I can waltz…quite well.

7. My two favorite words are Courage and Boomshackalacka.

8. Due to being half deaf (from birth) I have nasal receptors that are nearly as heightened as a dog’s.

9.I have been violently assaulted over a parking space.

10. I can never have my radio volume set on a prime number…ever.